absolut..

absolut, ya...
ini cerita gua pas masih SMK, well bukan SMA ya, tapi SMK.
cerita ini waktu gua belum diluluskan dari sekolah itu, tapi sekarang, gua udah lulus, hell yeah baby !

oya, kali ini pake bahasa Indonesia aja, lagi malas bahasa luar, lagi malas liatin kamus.
jujur, gua orangnya gak suka olga, yaitu Olah Raga, bukan Olga Syahputra pembawa acara Dahsyat itu.
gua orang yang paling kagak demen gerak kesana kemari. Tapi orang orang pada bilang gua orangnya gak bisa diem kebangetan. padahal menurut gua, diri gua cuman kesana kemari gak ngaruan sambil noyor titit orang orang gak jelas, bukannya gak bisa diam, itu aja.

Stupid Homo.

hy, its me!
you know, people call me with a new name know. maybe this is little disgusting name, why? you'll will be know soon. people call me with this name, "Inyonk Homo". yeah, maybe thats really stupid and asshole. i dint know why i've been called by that stupid name. maybe because my behavior, my face, my mustache, my other things maybe. well, i dont really know about that. one thing, when and where i often called by "Homo".

finally, im trying on again

allright folks, how are you? apakabar?

after a very looooooooooong time i didn't typing on my laptop(exactly, it's mustapa laptop, now i have one, yeah, alhamdulilah! yeaaaaaah !).
now, i typing again. well it's 2011 now, who knows what will happen in this year, maybe "something good" or it's "something bad", we're all didn't know, right? it's God who only know what will happen to our future.

the gay, homo, and sissy show.

hello everyone ! how are you ? felling gay ? that's too bad, but gay is quite good rather than be an homo. okay, i think homo and gay are both same. because they're like you. *kidding, you guys not like gay or homo, you guys more like Ketty Perry. wow, she's pretty hot !

okay, i think enough about gay, homo or Ketty Perry session. That stuff very annoying my mind.

oh, i almost forgot ! i want to tell you a story about gay ! wanna hear? really? OK!

yesterday, when I'm was sitting in front of my boss, exactly that's not my boss, he's more like a iguana's.

no no ! I just kidding about that Iguana, i mean he's more like my teacher. cause he's teach me everything, like how to make baby, how to growing mustache in forehead, how to be a gay, ups, i mean guy, not a gay, and many more, like transforming me, from bitch to a shit... etc .

yeah, that many things that he teach me about. ooh.. that's very very very not beautiful.

alright, we go again.

when i sitting, i turn on the TV, i watch it not eat it. I saw there's a news about Shinta & Jojo with they great song (the truth is, that's not originally they song. they just "Lip Sing") called "Keong Racun". Yeah, "Poisonous Snail". ooh, i can't realize that if the "poisonous snail" is really. If the snail is really, i wonder that Gary (Spongebob Snail) was very poisonous. And it will poisoned spongebob. nooooo, beware bob(spongebob) !

And and, i wonder that is like here :

Macbeth Brighton is the newest product from Macbeth.
The Brighton adapted the sporty style, it's computable in your feet.
Try it ! You will be amazed with this product, i swear it !

“GO-BLOG” (Episode Two)

And then, we agree that cassette will we bring to my lovely room, my lovely kos, and my lovely mustapa’s laptop.

Terus kamipun ke kasir, buat bayar, bayar dua buku aja sih tapi bonus, kaset dalam sempak satu. Hhmm, betapa jahatnya kami, oh yang punya toko buku, maapkan lah kami.

Terus kami berhasil ngebawa tuh kaset dengan selamat sejahtera. Lalu, gua laper, benjo laper, mustapa laper, gua laper. Kami mikir mau makan dimana, sambil mikir, ada yang ngomong gini “sekali-sekali makan enak donk, jangan ikan asin terus”. Omongan itupun masuk ke otak kami, kami bergegas ke bread talk di lantai paling bawah, kami memesan dengan buas, terus bayar, rotinya gak bisa di umpetin dalem sempak gua sih, kalo bisa udah gua umpetin enam biji. After that, kami keluar, nyari tempat duduk buat ngemilin itu roti yang udah dibeli dengan buas tadi. Tempatnya dapet, disamping air mancur dengan patung orang joget, ah begitu romantis.

lalu kami duduk, gua membuka kantong plastik roti itu, terus mengambil roti itu, gua sobek bungkusan nya, gua liat taburan abon daging yang masih hangat di atas rotinya, gua cium rotinya, aaahhh lezaat. Terus gua masukin rotinya kedalem mulut, gua kunyah, ah begitu lembut dimulut, dengan krim didalam roti dengan rasa abon daging yang masih hangat di dalam mulut, gua merasa se akan gua ada didalam surga para roti, begitu banyak roti daging dimana-mana, siap dimakan dan disantap, ah, andaikan ada dunia seperti itu...

terus sambil ngunyah-ngunyah tuh roti didalem mulut, ada anak kecil dateng jualan Koran, nawarin kami Koran. Dia bilang gini ke kami.